You're a Bunch of Factors

So after enduring enough crap to fill a landfill from benny the cunt about my poker skills, I sent him a challenge.

Online, heads up game. Its on.

Updates to come.

For reference:

Starting stack: 1500.
Blinds: start at 10/20.

1 game. 1 winner.

Only 1 game?

Ok, game 1 is over. I won. Major hands of the game:

I have J 8 offsuit. benny the cunt raises preflop. I call.

Flop: 8, x, 10. I have a pair of 8s, mid pair. There is a A and a 10 out there. I call benny the cunt's bet on the flop.

Turn: A. I check. benny the cunt checks.

River: I forget, but it was an overcard on the 8. Maybe a 9. benny the cunt bets 400.

HMMM. I call.

benny the cunt shows K Q offsuit, nothing. I called his bluff. I now have the majority chip lead.

Second major hand:

I'm dealt AK off. benny the cunt min raises (to 100). I call.

Flop x, 6, J. benny the cunt bets. I call.

Turn: K. benny the cunt checks. I check.

River: 6. benny the cunt moves all in. Says to me in my MSN window: "6."

I call. benny the cunt shows nothing. I take the pot, he's left with 130 or so. A few hands later he's out.

Game 2: benny the cunt wins. Detailed write up to come. Game 3 ongoing.

J 8 is a gun hand.

Game three is turning out to be a tight, tense battle ....

All you need to know about game 3: I come back from 355 chips to benny the cunt's 2645 to WIN.

Final tally:

AceLosesKing: 2.
bennymacca: 1.

game 3 was a tense battle, lasting for the ages.

i had him on the ropes through some very silly calls by AK (and awesome play by me), until he picked up AA to my Q6, with me hitting a Q on the flop.

i was then down to about 500, and i picked up 66 and AK called with A10, which hit a 10.

well done to AK though, it was good fun

bennymacca wrote:game 3 was a tense battle, lasting for the ages.

i had him on the ropes through some very silly calls by AK (and awesome play by me), until he picked up AA to my Q6, with me hitting a Q on the flop.

i was then down to about 500, and i picked up 66 and AK called with A10, which hit a 10.

well done to AK though, it was good fun

I'll admit to that, I did make a few stupid calls. You really should've folded on my flush draw though, 3 hearts were out there

true, but top 2 pair is so goddam hard to fold

well done to AK, but i was letting him win really...