You're a Bunch of Factors

Found this on Facebook a few hours ago. Names removed obv.

Steve Smith won the 6 handed ko $12500 guarntee 4 $3440us and $84 in ko i lov poker again
4 hours ago · Comment · Like

Scott Smith at 7:35pm May 31
is this real $ u won - or on line $

I mean, really. Also;

- Min raising.
- Bimbo's.
- Reality TV.
- The quality of the Futurama movies.
- Jack Daniels
- Realising you've run out of milk when you've already boiled the kettle and added your coffee

4 dead stacks in a 6max tournament

at least i got to rail aaron home in the gf qualifier while we were min raising each other

- 888's software.

I joined the waiting list on a 10/20c table, as number 3. 15 mins later, I get the popup screen I always do when there's a seat available. So I hit 'seat me now' and hit the ONLY "sit down" button on the table. I buyin for my amount, only to be told...

"Sorry, that seat is reserved for another member."

I can't even check the waiting list to see where I am. FFS.

Doesnt tilt me, just a peeve...

Hoodies and Sunnies!

Oh, and iPods at the table (especially when I can hear it)....

Players so drunk they either spill a drink, misdeal or taking soooooooooo long to make up their minds or just to count out a call, every hand! GREAT! 4 hands per level (@NPL)