You're a Bunch of Factors

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:59 pm**

Found it interesting/amusing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_po ... _nicknames

I liked this one :

A4
"Transvestite"
When you see the first card and it is an Ace, then you squeeze out the second card....if it is a four, you see the "conehead" of the four at first and your heart leaps a bit with excitement (another Ace!!), then you examine more closely, and you are quite disappointed. Transvestite.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:39 pm**

K4 - Shagging a queen
Q4 - Shagging a king
J4 - Shagging yourself

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:51 pm**

T3 - Monster.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:21 pm**

thought this would be of interested to all the newbies out there and yes the oldies too as i am sure we don't know it all, let me know what ya think....

Individual Cards
Ace = Bullet; Rocket
King = Cowboy
Queen = Lady; Dame; Dyke
Jack = Knave; Hook; Fishhook
10 = Dime
9 = Niner
8 = Snowman; Fat Lady; Ocho
7 = Hockey Stick
6 = Boot
5 = Five spot
4 = Sailboat; Sharp Top; Four spot
3 = Trey; Crab
2 = Deuce; Duck

Holdem - Paired Starting Hands
AA Pocket Rockets; Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines
KK = Cowboys; King Kong; Gorillas; Kangaroos; Krispy Kreme
QQ = Ladies; Hookers; Siegfried & Roy
JJ = Fishhooks; Hooks; Jokers; Jay Birds
TT = Dimes; Tension
99 = Gretzky; Popeye's; Phil Hellmuth
88 = Snowmen; Fat Ladies; Dog Balls; Race Tracks
77 = Hockey Sticks; Sunset Strip; Mullets
66 = Route 66; Kicks; Cherries
55 = Presto; Speed Limit
44 = Magnum; Sail Boats
33 = Crabs; Treys
22 = Ducks; Pocket Swans; Dueces