You're a Bunch of Factors

Garth reckons you're a tool if you wear sunnies at the table. I'm a tool. Any other tools?

Yes? - Why wear them?
No? - Why not ?("because you look like a tool" already covered)

I am wearing sunglasses and a PokerStars shirt to the GF to look like a pro. No other reason really.

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

trishan wrote:I am wearing sunglasses and a PokerStars shirt to the GF to look like a pro. No other reason really.

LOL. Then Garth is right in your case!

Todd Rivers wrote:

trishan wrote:I am wearing sunglasses and a PokerStars shirt to the GF to look like a pro. No other reason really.

LOL. Then Garth is right in your case!

Haha yeh. I remember this one guy came to my local game - said he was from the A-PL. Pulls out the sunnies, MP3 player and wearing a Full Tilt hat. He makes a bluff on the second hand get's called and no drink cards so he took out his earphones got up and left. Lasted like 5 minutes. Now that's funny.

i think you look like a tool when u wear sunnies as well

everyone doesn't think you are pro, they think you are a tool. tool.

lol tool definately. mind you i have seen people wearing sunnies just to take the piss.

To piss people off, I'm going to wear the sun.

Sunnies serve a purpose - checking out the ladies assets and by assests I mean chip stacks which happen to be large...because you've d0nked off all your chips to them...distracted by their jugs and by jugs I mean jugs full of beer which they spilt on their shirts so you can see the outline of their melons and by melons I mean their boobs.

Big money tourny, I don't care if you wear 'em, I won't ('cause I can't funking see with sunnies inside).
Free Pub Poker, you're a retard gedafugoutaheer.
You are a tool.
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