This is how to crack aces.

[BigPete33]

Do not.

[David]

No means Yes.

[BigPete33]

Would you believe that actually works?




Anyway, do not.

[frustrated]

Played a freeroll with $25 rebuys at Crown today for a seat into Sundays $550 Shane Warne Celebrity Bounty Event. I managed to finish in the top 7 of 110 entrants and claim one of the seven seats on offer but things may have been very different. Middle stages of the tournament, I get 10s 10c at cutoff with a medium stack. Blinds 700/1400. I raise to 4200 and big blind pushes. I have him covered just. He's playing 70% of hands with things like K 10, K Q, Q J, K J so I decide to call. He turns over Ad Ah.

I start to cry (on the inside). Flop comes club, club, club neither of us catching anything. Turn: club. I actaully felt bad even though I won. Poor guy. If he's out there...I am really sorry.

[Scotty]

Poor guy. If he's out there...I am really sorry.

No you're not

[krunchie]

Snap


Just thinking the exact thing

anyway why be sorry, would he be if he did the same to you

[frustrated]

Well I would feel pretty shitty if that happened to me. I do feel sorry for him because having had lots of bad beats lately, I know exactly how he feels. I know he feels a little like this guy too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIo-2_vRCBA

Funny stuff.

[AJG]

Another way to crack Aces (from that Sat $10 DS frustrated) only this time the Aces were mine:

$150/$300 Blinds No Limit Holdem - *** 13 06 2009 14:07:16
Tournament #23601846 $10 + $1 - Table #1 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 1: .pKoIkNeGr. ( $15,865 )
Seat 4: mummalucky ( $51,541 )
Seat 10: eggstatic20 ( $22,594 )
.pKoIkNeGr. posts small blind [$150]
mummalucky posts big blind [$300]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to .pKoIkNeGr. [ Ac, As ]
eggstatic20 raises [$1,050]
.pKoIkNeGr. raises [$1,650]
mummalucky folds
eggstatic20 raises [$1,500]
.pKoIkNeGr. raises [$14,065]
eggstatic20 calls [$13,315]
** Dealing flop ** [ 9c, 6h, 4s ]
** Dealing turn ** [ Ks ]
** Dealing river ** [ Kd ]
** Summary **
.pKoIkNeGr. shows [ Ac, As ]
eggstatic20 shows [ Kh, Qc ]
eggstatic20 collected [ $32,030 ]

BANG!

eggstatic20 was very apologetic to! And I made my usual response to "Sorry" being "NEVER say sorry at a poker table dude!" (unless you spill a drink over someone )

[AJG]

Well I would feel pretty carp if that happened to me. I do feel sorry for him because having had lots of bad beats lately, I know exactly how he feels. I know he feels a little like this guy too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIo-2_vRCBA

Funny stuff.

Check this one: (online game HU)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crn09kUcZiw

And this is just f'in priceless!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGCUPuNAuHk