You're a Bunch of Factors

I really cannot stand these freerolls anymore.

Pregame, mid stages. I have an above average stack, around 5k. Blinds 150/300.

Player XXX limps from EP, with about 11k. Folds to me in the BB with KK, I raise to 1299, he calls.

Flop Q63r and it goes all in. I lose to his Q6dd. Someone shoot me.

lol

I thought I saw a new post, but when I opened it, all I saw was wah wah wah.

Haha, Feel you pain though bud, these freerolls have me bashing my head against the wall and will also explain why the 100k GF will be filled full of d onks.
I know what you're thinking too, and yes I'm surprised I haven't won a ticket yet either !

Suitard.

I feel your pain....
But this isnt limited to the freerolls...
You're not alone, I think anyone on this forum has had a hand or 10 like that (maybe not been stacked by it everythime though)

One of the 1st 3.30 buyin I ever played:

100/200 opponent
KK UTG+2, raise 4BB folds to opponent on the btn who calls, HU pot...
Kxx flop, 2 clubs.
I check (opponent had been aggro) intending to check raise, which I did, opponent's bet was such that I was allin on the chk raise... He calls and flips 6c5c!!! (he only had a flush draw, no str8)
WTF!??!
Turn bricks...
River is a club...
I was like "How can EITHER of those calls be justified?"

benny the cunt might remember that hand, cos I lost it in the chat, and benny the cunt was at the table and also playing on a cash table with me at the same time.
I dont get abusive in the chat, but this play just tipped my over the edge...

i told one player that she should have her breathing licence revoked last night.

she was a top 5 chip stack, open shoved 10 times in a row. i nearly called down with A5 at one stage, but decided against it.

anyway, i pick up JJ on the button, and she limps. WTF i say, but i make a standard raise, expecting her to shove, but no, jsut a call.

flop is all rag hearts, i have jack of hearts, i pot it, she shoves, i snap, she rolls K8hh. oohhhh...

AceLosesKing wrote:player limps from EP, with about 11k. Folds to me in the BB with KK, I raise to 1299, he calls.

Karma for raising retarded amounts imo.

Yeah, that's a douchebag amount.

But I'm a douchebag, so it fits.

Guys,

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