SA Family Court, yesterday

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SA Family Court, yesterday

Postby rcon » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:14 pm

Family Court Ruling,
South Australia


A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Port Power team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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Re: SA Family Court, yesterday

Postby xtal » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:19 pm

hahahahaha thats cute :lol:
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Re: SA Family Court, yesterday

Postby Luke05(Jamo) » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:23 pm

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What do you mean, thats unrelated!

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Re: SA Family Court, yesterday

Postby bennymacca » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:45 pm

lol thats a good one :D
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Re: SA Family Court, yesterday

Postby Shreky » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:28 pm

HILARIOUS! :D :lol:
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Re: SA Family Court, yesterday

Postby AceLosesKing » Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:49 pm

Hahaha, gold.
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