Something to offend everyone.

[Todd Rivers]

Did you hear about the chinese couple who had a retarded child?

They named him....Sum Ting Wong

[Bob B]

Me thinks there's another Forum Tourney on the rise and you need a minimum of 500 posts LOL

[Todd Rivers]

Q: What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?

A: Men miss them all regularly.

Q: Why do we find it difficult to keep eye contact with women?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

[Todd Rivers]

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

He walks around saying "YO."

[Todd Rivers]

Q: What do you call a New Zealand farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: a pimp.

Q: Whats the Indonesion National Anthem?
A: "Row, row, row your boat"

[Todd Rivers]

Now ive run out of stupid jokes, im gonna start a list of things Men wish Women knew.

PLEASE feel free to add to this list guys, if you're game!

If you think you're fat, you probably are, dont ask us.

Learn to work the toilet seat, if its up, just put it down!

If you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Dont ask us what we're thinking unless you want to discuss such topics as navel lint, monster trucks, the shotgun formation and porn.

Crying is blackmail. Use it if u must, but dont expect us to like it.

Ask for what you want, subtle hints dont work

[Scotty]

Q: How long will it take me to lock this thread?

[Todd Rivers]

Peeing standing up is harder than peeing from point blank range, we are bound to miss sometimes.

Most guys own 2 or 3 pairs of shoes, what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of 30, would look good with your dress?

[Todd Rivers]

Q: How long will it take me to lock this thread?

juz let me get to 500

[Scotty]

*hovers cursor over "reset user's posts" function*