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[gundog]

Bacon take note

[David]

http://www.loldaniel.com

[Scotty]

[gundog]

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia




2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing





2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.

Has any one else noticed this?





It gets worse........

next year......






2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

[bennymacca]

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia




2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing





2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.

Has any one else noticed this?





It gets worse........

next year......






2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

man i hate email circulations like this. this is completely wrong gundog.

2008 - rat
2009 - ox
2010 - tiger

nice try though

[Nevah play JJ]

Hahhahahaa... Gun, that is hilarious!!!
Finally we girls are safe!!! LMAO

OOpssss... I didn't realise that was wrong... Thanks for pointing it out benny the cunt..

[gundog]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this
really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited
she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After
a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender
brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

1 A salt shaker,
2 A shot of Baileys,
3 A shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically
and the woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally
you drink the lime juice.'

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth,
rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

1. In one second the sharp lime taste hits...

2. At two seconds the Baileys curdles.....

3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency
hits.....

4. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
Jesus what do you call that drink?'




She smiles widely at him and says, 'B*** Jo** Revenge.'

[maccatak11]

Little David went to the doctor the other day with an issue.

After about 5 minutes the doctor finally speaks.

"David, you HAVE to stop masturbating"

"I need to see whats wrong with you"

[bennymacca]

Little David went to the doctor the other day with an issue.

After about 5 minutes the doctor finally speaks.

"David, you HAVE to stop masturbating"

"I need to see whats wrong with you"

am i stupid, because i dont get it

[bennymacca]

getting in before everyone else, yes i am stupid.

but i still dont get it