The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

[Origami]

For the love of God, somebody please lock this topic.

what close the door now !!

this thread is one of the most interesting for some time , at least since the last bad beat psot I read.

it has stayed on topic has not been hijacked...

it also has diversed to other applicable points of concern.

this thread has generated debate and as involved the most learned and knowledgable and skilled forumers the NPLSA forum can provide. all contributers are obviously skilled in their field .

To close this thread at this most interesting point would be unforgiveable.

long may " this S h IT " continue........more photos please....

signed
a standing wrapper arounder the fingers type of guy{cant be to careful now can we}. still to practise these other variations I consider infieror .

I"m an organic recyclable paper person i.e a certifyied ORPP

vote one for Black and Gold !!!!!

[Bacon]

a standing wrapper arounder the fingers type of guy{cant be to careful now can we}

What?? I'm sure you'd be a folder Bruce

[maccatak11]

What?? I'm sure you'd be a folder Bruce

Now THAT is gold.

Awesome thread though, even if i do say so myself......

[Shreky]

The difference between the flap facing out or against the wall seems to e decided by sex. Most males seem to like it out and most females seem to like it against the wall.

As for scrunching vs folding. Folding has to win as scrunching creates way too much friction in a sensitive area lol.

[Shreky]

For the love of God, somebody please lock this topic.

what close the door now !!

this thread is one of the most interesting for some time , at least since the last bad beat psot I read.

it has stayed on topic has not been hijacked...

it also has diversed to other applicable points of concern.

this thread has generated debate and as involved the most learned and knowledgable and skilled forumers the NPLSA forum can provide. all contributers are obviously skilled in their field .

To close this thread at this most interesting point would be unforgiveable.

long may " this S h IT " continue........more photos please....

Of course this thread has stayed on topic. How can someone hijack the thread by talking complete cr a p about something else when cr a p would actually assist in this discussion?

[Bob B]

Hi there Shreky.

I am so glad to see you are using the correct wording re; C R A P when we use the CRAPPER commonly known as a toilet. So here's a little trivia for you and how the name was derived.


A man who from memory was called Henry CRAPPER actually designed the first toilet and named it after himself. Throughout the years it was common to say that I'm going for a crap which obviously meant you were going to use the crapper.

[Scotty]

Hi there Shreky.

I am so glad to see you are using the correct wording re; C R A P when we use the CRAPPER commonly known as a toilet. So here's a little trivia for you and how the name was derived.


A man who from memory was called Henry CRAPPER actually designed the first toilet and named it after himself. Throughout the years it was common to say that I'm going for a crap which obviously meant you were going to use the crapper.

That's not actually true, Bob. Just an urban myth.

[bennymacca]

his name was THOMAS crapper, and he didn't invent the flushing toilet, although he claimed he did. well, if you beleive wikipedia anyway

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper

[Bacon]

Thomas Crapper's plumbing company built flush toilets of Giblin's design. After the company received a royal warrant, Crapper's name became synonymous with flush toilets. Although he was not the original inventor, Crapper popularized the siphon system for emptying the tank, replacing the earlier floating valve system which was prone to leaks. Some of Crapper's designs were made by Thomas Twyford. The similarity between Crapper's name and the much older word crap is merely a coincidence.

[Bacon]

So, who reads books/newspaper on the crapper?


This is for Scott's benefit