You're a Bunch of Factors

Monkeys throw their poo.

There's no such place as Timbuktu.

Steve Vizard once owned an Army Tank.

Victoria used to be called "New France"

i want a tank

Wanted to get the Mig with pepsi labels.

Brett Kay wrote:Wanted to get the Mig with pepsi labels.

it was a harrier jump jet brett (do you think that pepsi would feature a russian plane in their ads?)

law suit was pretty funny however

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_v._Pepsico,_Inc.

In the 1960s, Scientist Warren Thomas decided to inject an elephant named Tusko with 297 milligrams of LSD — about 3,000 times the typical human dose — to see what would happen. The idea was to determine whether the hallucinogenic drug could induce musth — the state of temporary madness in which male elephants become aggressive.

The result was a public relations disaster: Tusko died. The scientists claimed in their defence that they had not expected this to happen — two of them had taken plenty of acid themselves, they said.

Martin Schein and Edgar Hale, of Pennsylvania State University, devoted themselves to studying the sexual behaviour of turkeys in the 1960s, and discovered that the birds are not choosy. Taking a model of a female turkey, they progressively removed body parts until the males lost interest.

Even when all that remained was a head on a stick, the male turkeys remained turned on.

facetious is the shortest word in english to feature all 5 vowels in order.

Scott wrote:Even when all that remained was a head on a stick, the male turkeys remained turned on.

Sounds like some guys I know. You know who you are!