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ok, go to http://www.urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, and post the results here.

Ben
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had

Can you run old-man daryl for me, he'll and old man Swanky too. Too hard for iPhone. Cheers!

Love Number 3. For ya old-man daryl.
old-man daryl

a douche. The metaphor of identifying a person as a douche is intended to associate a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice.

Brett

A truely amazing boy who is the best listener. Is always a sweetheart and can make anyone smile!


only the most amazing guy you will ever meet. once you get with him, never ever let him go. you will regret it and wish you could go back in time. he sooo adorable, very funny, very smart, good at everything he does, and always knows just how to make someone smile. he is loved by many, and always will be. <3

Damn i am good.

old man Swanky

a word meaning insane, out of this world, flashy, trendy. A personal favorite of mine

or

old man Swanky pronounced as it is spelt is a term used when something is so bad that it is Shit and Wank at the same time.

i tried to get bennyjam added last year, but they rejected it on the grounds it was too specific.

lol really?

thats pretty funny, since pretty much every other entry on the site is specific random crap

might try again

Des

male slut that likes anal and school girls! rarely seperated from his homies.

depressed emotional sucker

a very romantic person who is painfully sensitive and adores writing poetry.
her/his way of thinking can attract everybody easily.
man,you're such a des!

Des wrote:Des

male slut that likes anal and school girls! rarely seperated from his homies.

depressed emotional sucker

a very romantic person who is painfully sensitive and adores writing poetry.
her/his way of thinking can attract everybody easily.
man,you're such a des!

Now UrbanDictionary your name

David wrote:

Des wrote:Des

male slut that likes anal and school girls! rarely seperated from his homies.

depressed emotional sucker

a very romantic person who is painfully sensitive and adores writing poetry.
her/his way of thinking can attract everybody easily.
man,you're such a des!

Now UrbanDictionary your name

Oh god, I just spat my water all over the table

First three entries

Aaron

In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.
That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.

Aaron

The name that really means "My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book"... or, just a really cool guy in general. Best name ever.
Aaron: Hey, my parents were too lazy to actually look past the first name in the book"

Aaron

Da most sexyiest n smartest guy in da world. Straight all da way. Awsome in everything
Aaron is so smart always cool.

dakota
someone who has been mostly very kind to people and hasnt been given the fairest chances. is very caring, sweet, and notices all the good things in people.makes people feel comofortable and free to be themselves. is loved by everyone but maybe not always for the ways wanted.
wow that kid is so nice and i love him, he is such a dakota!!
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Dakota
A great fighter,or athlete;unbeatable champion;sexy bodied person.
Rocky Balboa was a dakota!!you fought like dakota!!!

dakota
the alpha male of the human race, will steal your girl a beast with a monster c@ck that will destroy any vigina that he encounters... absolutely goregous with a huge c@ck
can get any girl he wants. makes people laugh, and has a gigantic c@ck
girl 1: wow i just got fucked by that guy dakota, my vagina hurts
girl 2: ohh damm let me get his d@ck

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