You're a Bunch of Factors

Haven't done it in years, pretty much since I was in the Army. I used to do it randomly just for something to do.
I've had naturally thin hair all my life, but people are always saying I'm going bald, when in fact that aint true. But because it's thin it can look like that. Should have done something for the World's Greatest Shave......

Maybe shave your ar$e and walk backwards on all fours might be the go

Probably break the clippers....

You were in the army????

You were one of those lover not a fighter types?

I just had a look at their site JJ. Looks like it was this weekend, however, it does say that you can do it anytime, just let them know.
This was something that I had thought about, doing it in venue, had actually spoken about it with someone else.
Might speak to them again, get something happening here and see what happens.

Oh and Brett, yup, I'm a lover AND a fighter.
13 years in the Army Reserve. first person who has never served in any form that says "oh, only the Reserves" will be killed. I also did 2 years full time service at my Reserve unit.

Oh and Anzac Day, many, many, many moons ago, I'm second from right.

Nice curtains.

Why do get the feeling that at one point old-man daryl has said the following phrase.

"Come on if you think your hard enough"

So it should be Sgt old man Swanky?

Or Corporal Fort Dog.