You're a Bunch of Factors

we have all heard it before, but for those who haven't enjoy.


Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the
same day and they both go before an Angel
to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left
that day, so the Angel must decide which
of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's
some particular reason why she should
go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says,
"Look at these, they're the most perfect
breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it
will please God to be able to see them
every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her
Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of
her purse, shakes it up, and gargles.

Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the
lever.

The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What
was that all about? I show you two of God's
own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She spits into a commode and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven,
a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."

Never heard that before - hilarious.

that was a good one

ha ha