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[bennymacca]

funny story bob

but todd probably can't use it, stories about other people aren't really that funny when you tell them as standup

[Nevah play JJ]

OMG BOB!!!!
I have tears running down my cheeks, ya poor bastard.

You just know this is going to bring back memories when your suddenly being called snowball again!! LOL

I will share one, it isn't painful, just embarrassing and somewhat sad... LOL



When I was around 17 I used to have a horse and one day my friend and I went on an all day ride with our horses... The kms we covered that day was very impressive.

Well after all had been finished I got home and was absolutely stuffed and so so so so so sore.. lol

So I got home, cleaned up, sat in the chair and couldn't move.
(Do you remember those nerf basketball hoops? They had little suction caps on them so you could stick them to a window and throw the little nerf balls through them).

I got bored pretty quickly and so sat in the chair, grabbed the hoop and proceeded to stick it to my forehead so that I could just sit and throw the nerf ball through the hoop.

I did this for what seemed ages, removed the hoop and started to talk to my Mum when she asked me what that big red mark on my forehead was. She laughed her head off as I told her what I had been doing and I went to bed that night, thinking all would be good.

Next morning I got up and there was this HUGE perfectly round very dark bruise on my forehead, that stayed there for about 3 days! (Now that was also a difficult one to explain).

Apparently putting suction caps on your forehead can cause bruising!!

Spoiler:

Ohhh and did I forget to tell you that the morning I found this bruise on my forehead, I had a job interview??

Yeah, I actually got the job.. LOL

[BigPete33]

I stopped reading right after 'rash on my groin..."


So was it funny?

[Nevah play JJ]

I stopped reading right after 'rash on my groin..."
So was it funny?

Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete...
You know any groin story is going to be good!!!

[BigPete33]

Erm....



No.

[Nevah play JJ]

Yeah nahhh ... common!!
Ya gotta love the clasical groin joke, how else do you explain Puppetry of the Penis???

[muzzington]

I stopped reading right after 'rash on my groin..."


So was it funny?

That was basically it.

[Laura]

how else do you explain Puppetry of the Penis???

I can't, because i don't look - I'm a lady!

[Bacon]

pete, it was pretty funny.

Snowball, it's nice of you to share.

Jj, i did that with a half tennis ball. I told people i got struck with a cricket ball in the backyard.

Laura, you lie.

[Laura]

No offence, guys, but that particular area isn't the most attractive area of the male form - contorting it into the Eiffel Tower doesn't help!