RAW COMEDY

[David]

No offence, guys, but that particular area isn't the most attractive area of the male form - contorting it into the Eiffel Tower doesn't help!

*cough* *badly-packed-kebab* *cough*

[Laura]

No offence, guys, but that particular area isn't the most attractive area of the male form - contorting it into the Eiffel Tower doesn't help!

*cough* *badly-packed-kebab* *cough*

I haven't heard that one before, almost fell off my chair!

And i agree.

[Bob B]

I stopped reading right after 'rash on my groin..."


So was it funny?

You truly are a MASTER-DE-BATER PETE.
I must say you should read it just to correct the spelling errors to keep youRSELF amused. And when you reach the SNOW BALLS, FEEL THE PAIN, JUST FEEL THE PAIN.

[Nevah play JJ]

JJ, I did that with a half tennis ball. I told people I got struck with a cricket ball in the backyard.

OMG Bacon, that is hilarious.. of course you have to tell the whole story about how you even got it to stick!! LOL



Ohhh and Laura...
I couldn't say better or agree with EVERYTHING you said more if I tried..

[Bacon]

Well, I had a half tennis ball, and was using it like those things that when you push them inside out, then eventually pop up. And I was doing it onto my leg, and my step-brother held me down and popped it onto my head, and I couldn't remove it for about 30 seconds.

And it went bright red. And school started the following day.

[bennymacca]

back in high school, one of my mates had a big glass and was sealing it around his mouth by sucking all the air out of the glass.

he did it too much, and burst all the blood vessels around his mouth, so he had a bright red ring around his mouth for a week i reckon!

[Bacon]

one of my mates

was is maccatak? LOL

[bennymacca]

no i would definitely named matt if he was the person that had done that

[David]

Bacon; a "Pop Ball"

[Bacon]

yeah one of those dave