Original or remake?

[ImAnAcehole9]

This would be a good thread.....Stupid Song Lyrics

"Save the best for last" by Vanessa Williams would have to get a mention...

Sometimes the snow comes down in June...................(awwwwwwwww I can just picture it now....preeeeeeety)

Sometimes the sun goes round the moon.....................(WHAT!!!! the sun goes round the moon?? The Earth will burst into Flames....the end is near, Vanessa Williams knows something we dont!!!)

[David]

Reasonably sure that's the point though, those things don't happen (or to her, rarely do).

June in the USA is summer

[David]

This is Ed Byrne giving Alanis Morissette a fair baking.

I like it because of his view on her song "Ironic"

Takes a few minutes to get to it but it's all great.

[Bacon]

Alanic - Something that isn't ironic, but would appear to be if you were a dumb Canadian bint.

Is that the one? (Can't see vid at work)

[David]

Haha Marc - Not sure.

I love the line about the simile

[ImAnAcehole9]

Reasonably sure that's the point though, those things don't happen (or to her, rarely do).

June in the USA is summer

I would certainly hope not David. I could live with snow in summer but I think we'll all protest to the sun going around the moon.....or maybe she is referring to another moon or more specifically a sun going around another moon entirely....I suppose she sings

"Sometimes the sun goes round the moon" not "Sometimes Alpha Centauri goes round Earths moon commonly reffered to as Luna".

[David]

Haha

Most definitely

Love the Reme picture, btw.

[Bacon]

Haha Marc - Not sure.

I love the line about the simile

Imagine your sink is full of 10,000 spoons!

[ImAnAcehole9]

Haha Marc - Not sure.

I love the line about the simile

Imagine your sink is full of 10,000 spoons!

Yeah especially when all you need is a knife....I would just use the back end of one of the 10,000 spoons as a knife....failing that my teeth

[ImAnAcehole9]

The Beatles "I Am The Walrus" is well and truly out there...

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Goo goo ga joob.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Goo goo ga joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob.

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Goo goo gajoob ga goo goo ga joob
(everybody smoke pot everybody Smoke Pot!)