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Sporting Headlines

Postby maccatak11 » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:47 am

Thought this one was funny from the fox sports website this morning.

'Didak, Dick to be too slippery'
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Re: Sporting Headlines

Postby Scotty » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:42 am

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Re: Sporting Headlines

Postby Garth Kay » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:57 am

Ina moment of down time I got to catch the Melbourne vs. Collingwood game.

Hearing the comment: "XXXXXXX grabs a handful of Dick" or "Dick squirts through the pack" sent me into gales of laughter.

I swear there must be some sort of prop bet going on between the commentators.
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Re: Sporting Headlines

Postby Bacon » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:57 am

Garth Kay wrote:Ina moment of down time I got to catch the Melbourne vs. Collingwood game.

Hearing the comment: "XXXXXXX grabs a handful of Dick" or "Dick squirts through the pack" sent me into gales of laughter.

I swear there must be some sort of prop bet going on between the commentators.


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Re: Sporting Headlines

Postby Scotty » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:01 am

"Dick and Goldsack are working well together"

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Re: Sporting Headlines

Postby trishan » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:38 am

Let's not forget Shannon Cox.

"Cox combines with Dick over to Goldsack"
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Re: Sporting Headlines

Postby maccatak11 » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:22 pm

Ladies final of the French open.

Long boring rally early in the first set.

Commentator: "both players getting a feel for each others balls early"

Pretty funny.

But you know whats NOT funny???

Since when did this thread become about funny commentary, its about HEADLINES.

Thread hijacking arseholes.
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Re: Sporting Headlines

Postby Garth Kay » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:32 pm

maccatak11 wrote:Ladies final of the French open.

Long boring rally early in the first set.

Commentator: "both players getting a feel for each others balls early"

Pretty funny.

But you know whats NOT funny???

Since when did this thread become about funny commentary, its about HEADLINES.

Thread hijacking arseholes.


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