Run Like God

[krunchie]

Headline from after the 888PL Grand Final:



Faced with plenty of questions and no satisfactory answers, the 888PL chose to delay a decision on the eligibilty of controversial Grand Final winner, Aaron Kleemann last night, allowing the Adelaide resident to win the GF in a performance so dominant it verged on mockery.

Kleemann was cleared to play but not cleared of the allegations and questions that have dogged him all week, as 888PL officials were ordered to organise more complex immortality testing to determine whether his GF title will stand or fall.

In a way it was the worst possible outcome, but one that was hard to avoid. With plenty of questions and few answers hanging over his head, the Adelaide young gun powered home to annihilate a world class field including Ben McDonald and Shane Warne.

Earlier in the day the 888PL had ordered the tournament director to perform more stringent investigations to determine whether Kleemann is a man, god or somewhere in-between after the tests carried out by the 888PL in recent days provided conflicting results and were unable to settle the matter.

The verification test requires a physical medical evaluation, and includes reports from a gynecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on immortality.

Now thats funny

Love your work mate

[Google [Bot.]]

Man that's good shit. That post is a insta-snap-index.

[trishan]

I forgot to include the caption for the photo:

"Above: Klee-man or Klee-god?"

[Brett Kay]

A Certain proportion of the population have 3 sex chromosomes and i think 0.01% of the population may contain 4.

The 3 sex chromosomes obviously does come with a lot of inherent mutations and defects and usually result in a miscarriage. When the children are born there are also other more problems associated with health and also development. Not too certain about the 4 chromosomes.

So obviously you have xx for females and xy for males.

Now when we go to xxx, xxy, xyy, yyy. We are looking at more dominant traits. E.g xxx is still female but may be infertile.

xxy means they may have a higher testosterone than nomral. xyy whilst still being female, can have a lot more dominant male traits, such as strength, muscle mass. Due to higher male hormones being produced.

Not all cut and dried in Biology as it seems. But if she is female then good luck to her. If she is physically a female, and take it off her because she is too male at the same time, then i do feel for her if she never knew about her condition.

[muzzington]

Aye, it's not like she's trying to put one over on people, she's just doing what she does.

[maccatak11]

A sex test has been done by the IAAF recently, but the issue has been described as quote "complicated", as she is not exclusively female, but has mostly female traits (it seems).

I have done a couple of sex education courses at SHine SA (a sexual health place) and when you fill out the forms your sex you can either tick male, female or other. Maybe there should be an 100m event for 'others'??

[Swanky]

That chick is more a man than Bacon is.
Hell I bet she could grow a better beard too!

[Bob B]

On Rove tonight he suggested to use the old "DACKEM TEST" which I thought was a fairly quick method, assuming there are some bits to confirm either gender.