maccatak11 wrote:bennymacca wrote:chick (HOT!) comes and asks me how old shreky is. without thinking i reply 19, his age.
unfortunately, chick was 23, so if i said 22, he probably would have been in like flynn.
wing man fail.
Nah egg, you were still in.
Until she heard you telling someone that you were in and probably gonna spend the night at her house. to quote her "major turn off"
Cue facepalm.
Don't blame the wingman when you fly the plane into a mountain, top gun.
For the record I never said that. But gold comment though Matty. "Flying the plane into the mountain", made me literally laugh out loud.
But now that everyone knows that Shrek and Egg are the same person. I wonder if more Egg & Bacon jokes being breakfast being buddies etc will continue


