You're a Bunch of Factors

Posted: **Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:23 pm**

Ok guys, I know there is a rule against collaboration and all, but I wanna satart up the "Let's beat Bruce" brigade.

Now he is lining up for the teams challenge and blabbing about how good his team is. Let me tell you, they do not stack up to the reputation he gives out about them. Bruce would be an ideal swap for Jimmy Livingston in "The Bubble Boy".

Killer Miller is by far their key weapon. After playing final table against her this week I can certainly tell you that she has something about her, and its not just her good looks. She plays aggressive and fortunately got dealt the cards to deal with me.

The fact that the rest of the team averages just over "reaching the points" status (22.12...and thank goodness for Joh winning at the Brau this week or the stats would be even worse!) means they are easy pickings for the rest of us.

So please join me in ensuring The Little team goes as little as possible in the teams event.

For the Barossa's sake!

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:43 am**

Hausler wrote:Ok guys, I know there is a rule against collaboration and all, but I wanna satart up the "Let's beat Bruce" brigade.

Now he is lining up for the teams challenge and blabbing about how good his team is. Let me tell you, they do not stack up to the reputation he gives out about them. Bruce would be an ideal swap for Jimmy Livingston in "The Bubble Boy".

For the Barossa's sake!

Your'e on Chalky

Scratch up another "bubble" { third in two weeks} @ the Kingsford thurs pm with 92 'runners' a regional and venue record high crowd nos.
[could be the Regional Prize monies incentives on offer and the calibre of challengers queing up. ]

Congrats.- TH Matty Norwood and assistant Suzie 4 a GR8 night

See where chopper was in attendance ( sussing out the opposition hey ! had to wait on the reserves list to get a table--

Hint -get there early the words out ---

Thurs its the Kingsford

Card Value equals any other venue in the State - they stamp full cards early , the meals are quick and generous and the poker is fast and furious.

--So the Smack team still practising your "Tank" is a easy take down and your 'little ' troopers are easy targets to be picked off one by one - need to blackboard a few tactics to counter attack our 'slick Nick , Greg "here for the beer" and with the Champ and Bagger to mop up those who dare?

Me I'm gunna run decoy with " Killer" and Honi to move in and collect the up the points.

Luck to All - cant wait to enjoy the day

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:36 am**

Mr hausler in all due respect.. yes bruce has been raving on bout team little but reading your comments about us.. when we have said nothing offensive to u was quite rude.. but u have made your first mistake and showed that your fear team little.
Maybe since u reckon your such a gun poker player u can come down to willaston on sunday night and mix it with some real poker players??

yours sincerly SlickNick

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:33 am**

the barossa used to be such a quiet and friendly place!!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:08 pm**

thats it team !!

soften them up early create doubt and fear !!

ref --Warfare Tatics Vol 1 --- tatic 2.1 page 3.

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:13 pm**

matty norwood wrote:the barossa used to be such a quiet and friendly place!!!

Then you brought bloody poker to the scene... what have you done Norwood?? What have you done...

EDIT: Bruce IS soft though.

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:38 pm**

Yeah, thats right. I'm going to bring my blackboard duster down and rub you out!

We all know that teachers are underpaid, and because of this reason I just can't afford to drive to Willaston Sunday Nick, I am really gutted about this. By the way, you are a bit of a silent assassin when you get going...I'm sure our Tank will steam roll you though!

And nah, no one fears the Little Team. Not many people are afraid of bunnies.

Posted: **Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:35 am**

Dear mr hausler
In passing i do believe you may have forgotten one small thing...
if i remember correctly... u were named as a reserve 4 team little no? correct me if im wrong? so if team little r a bunch of bunnies?? what would this make u?? since u wernt good enough to make our starting 8?? lol.. now mr hausler u play at nuriootpa right?? well i got monday off lucky me.. ill c u nuriootpa then.. or wont u have enough $$.. u better have a quiet weekend and save ya pennies
once again
yours sincerly SlickNick

Posted: **Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:51 pm**

Well Dan
Bruce take's pride in promoting his team is this a bad thing :?:

I dont think so... thats what a coach would do in a game

There has been no reason your team u have (recently) joined not to do the same

After all we are only in this to play poker and have some fun and socialise... and in the end Dan" the best team will win and it may not be ours" or yours! :roll: