Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

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Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

Postby pmk » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:53 pm

a bloke bets 200 with a very weak hand hoping to steal the pot, goes off to la-la land while waiting for other players, he gets two callers and when he sees the player next to him calling the bet he folds forgetting that it was him that made the bet in the first place! Scared himself out of a pot. :)

I won't mention any names but you know who you are Mr Sparky ;)
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Re: Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

Postby maccatak11 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:54 pm

haha
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Re: Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

Postby AceLosesKing » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:18 pm

who
Scott wrote:Seriously, how hard is it to get his name right.

Aaron Coleman.

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Re: Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

Postby JMACK007 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:59 pm

lol, the funniest thing that resulted was you gettting moved to our table mate!!! When Pete Kepler said "Welcome to the Jungle", he wasn't kidding!!!! :)
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Re: Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

Postby Larx36 » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:17 am

A very entertaining jungle it was too Jo....An experience indeed
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Re: Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

Postby JMACK007 » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:28 am

haha, and Pete missed the best hand of the night!

blinds 20,000 - 40,000

everyone allin:
A5(Larx) v A3(Papabear) v KQ(some dude) v AK(me) v AQ(chip leader).....

Q on the flop, board ran out blanks....

SICK!!
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Re: Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

Postby Papa Bear » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:32 am

That was a seriously sick hand
I've got about 25K in front of me, UTG,.. blinds are 20K / 40K, so its this hand or next, check my cards A3, I've got an Ace, that'll do...
KQ is UTG +1, goes all in...65K...ish
Jo looks at AK, can't remember how many chips left, 60 ish ? but all in
Chip leader with AQ, snap calls
Larx is BB, holding about 45K, Blind has taken 40 from him, so blinds will eat his remaining 5K next hand...same situation A5, he's got an Ace, he's all in.

Monster pot, and when the cards are exposed, Dave and I are thinking oh oh...then hang on, all Aces are out there, 2 Kings are gone, 2 Queens are gone...my 3 or his 5 could be good here !!! Better chance of hitting them than a K or Q.....
but Poker Gods said no...

So, if I had folded, I would've made the Final Table....Hmmm...I dunno, not a good hand obviously, but will be all in next hand on the BB..I'm holding an Ace...thoughts anyone ?
PHCC, never a dull moment..
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Re: Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

Postby Larx36 » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:14 pm

What other option did you or I have Pete?.. Had your 3 or my 5 hit and won the pot we surely would of claimed genius status.
When the blinds are at that stage it's all or nothing.
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Re: Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

Postby Papa Bear » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:25 pm

True, but this is the PHCC.
Any other venue well yeah, big deal...But with the points on offer there...
Someone else gets knocked out that hand, instead of you or I, ..and we make final table, redraw again for the button, could finish on/behind the button...a few free hands...who knows....
Question is do we squeeze out one more hand, or play a rubbish Ace and hope for the best...The goal is of course to climb to the highest position possible.
I dunno.
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Re: Funny thing happened tonight at the poker table

Postby AceLosesKing » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:31 pm

Play the Ace (and for that matter, Jack high and up) every day of the week.
Scott wrote:Seriously, how hard is it to get his name right.

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