Overused poker terms

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Re: Overused poker terms

Postby robstar » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:26 am

Definately overused "But i've hit"

Agree with others about "i wanna go home". Had a guy on my table a few weeks back who did that half way through the 25/50 blinds :roll:

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Re: Overused poker terms

Postby Nevah play JJ » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:38 am

Ohhh and I forgot the most horrid of all over used terms.

I have a disgusting hand here but I have to make a move at some point, so I will call you...

I did that on Wednesday, my other half was all in on the big blind, I only had to call for 6k to go all in and had 72.
One of the blokes at the table raised to 10K and I used the above statement,
"I have the most disgusting hand, but it is my favourite and Peter is all in, so I will call and go home".. LOL
He turns over AA, Peter turns over 88 and I turn over 72...
First 2 cards, 22... ahahhahahahahaha
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Re: Overused poker terms

Postby Conspiracy Theorist » Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:22 am

"I only called cos its my favorite hand"

This tilts me to no end.

Are we playing POKER or super happy pretty card bingo?

CT

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Re: Overused poker terms

Postby JMACK007 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:06 pm

Conspiracy Theorist wrote:"I only called cos its my favorite hand"

This tilts me to no end.

Are we playing POKER or super happy pretty card bingo?

CT

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Re: Overused poker terms

Postby madali » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:06 pm

robstar wrote:Definately overused "But i've hit"

Agree with others about "i wanna go home". Had a guy on my table a few weeks back who did that half way through the 25/50 blinds :roll:

The ultimate kiss of death is
"I'll chip you up"


I have done this once but really did need to go so called then mucked and promptly left. I do have a favorite hand or two but both of them are pretty bad so I never call decent raises with them (min raise me when I have these cards and I hit and win serves you right for min raising :D ).

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Re: Overused poker terms

Postby Larx36 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:18 pm

JMACK007 wrote:
Conspiracy Theorist wrote:"I only called cos its my favorite hand"

This tilts me to no end.

Are we playing POKER or super happy pretty card bingo?

CT

THIS!


A few weird and wonderful 'Lucky hands' out there too.
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Re: Overused poker terms

Postby Sinitster » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:56 pm

Larx36 wrote:A few weird and wonderful 'Lucky hands' out there too.




:lol:


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Re: Overused poker terms

Postby Paul » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:59 pm

I hate hearing "How did you call that?" if somone asks me that I usually say its cause i believe youre a really bad player and knew if i hit i'd take your money calling your stupid play with ace high.( at an oppositions league mind you i wouldnt talk to one of player like that :? )

Or the other is " Its the best hand i've had all night" as i'm calling blinds up to 50/100 !!!
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Re: Overused poker terms

Postby pundies » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:54 pm

Whore.

Honestly have lost count at the amont of times this has been typed into the chat box directed towards me. Makes me giggle, not tilt.

In live play.........'its my favourite hand' is the most overused term. It is no justification when you call a massive preflop raise when I have AA. You do not belong in the hand.
Note to self: Fold Aces on the bubble.......

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Re: Overused poker terms

Postby rcon » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:05 am

lol, I'm getting a "most over used vibe" here - people have every right to play whatever hand they want, however they want. Just like I can use as many commas as, I, wish.

Just because you've AA, AK or heaven forbid, JJ, doesn't give you a right to have everyone fold to your large raise. How many times have you thought to yourself, I *know* they've got AA, but if I can hit this flop, I can stack 'em. I know I've thought it lots :D
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