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Divorced Barbie

Postby Swanky » Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:04 pm

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends.

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Re: Divorced Barbie

Postby gundog » Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:07 pm

old man Swanky wrote:Image

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends.

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Re: Divorced Barbie

Postby maccatak11 » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:06 pm

hehe, ill pay that one gunny. good one also old man Swanky.
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Re: Divorced Barbie

Postby wabbit999 » Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:44 pm

I'm almost LOL at that Swanks

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Re: Divorced Barbie

Postby gmatical » Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:09 pm

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Re: Divorced Barbie

Postby bennymacca » Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:21 pm

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