The Dalai Lama was said to be outraged yesterday after getting 1-outered for a big pot at $1/$2 No-Limit on Full Tilt.
Taking a break from his usual passtime of World Peace and campaigning about the fact that the Chinese have f*cked his homeland and how to get it back, the Serene One, in an exclusive interview, layed the blame squarely with a nightmare about the Chinese he had a few months ago.
"There was no way he started the hand with a pair. With stats of 42 / 35 / 1 he is calling pre-flop with any suited junk, all aces and most unsuited broadways too". Going on "While Buddha can be fussy about check-raising the turn, I did meditate on it for most of my time-bank before deciding that this move did indeed fit in with the greater interlinked scheme of things" concluding, with a smile, that "how was I to know the d0nkey had an 6-high flush with a gutshot redraw to the staight flush?? I mean, the board was paired and he gets check-raised all in by the Dalai-f*cking-Lama... ummm 'Hello' anybody home?"
"This never happened to me before my dream started all that Karma $hit. It was a very bad one, and I awoke with a start... sweating and screaming 'F*ck those little `love you longtime` pricks! And there's so f*cking MANY of them!' and ever since then, its been raining bad beats!"
"Oh well, I'm just going to have to move up levels to where they respect my raises"
"But, I was running slightly above EV for the day, so I suppose I was due for another suckout to maintain the Universal Balance"
"May Buddha guide you on your path to tiltlessness..."
- Thank you, Your Holiness, words to live by!
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