Top 5 Live Poker Etiquette Mistakes

[Chelsea4thewin]

i wont start a new topic so i will put it here


STOP SLOW ROLLING PEOPLE, im sick of people especially if they have the best hand taking forever to roll there cards over and leave u hanging there

its bad etiquette and i feel like throwing my chair across the table when my life is on the line and u wont turn ur cards

my whinge for the day

[bennymacca]

i agree - slow rolling is one of the most annoying things that someone can do

just as bad as those people that won't turn their cards over when its a showdown, and always wait for the other person to do it, even if they should be doing it first

[Scotty]

If you play tomorrow or Friday Steve, and we get into that situation ... I will slow roll you just for the reaction

[Chelsea4thewin]

If you play tomorrow or Friday Steve, and we get into that situation ... I will slow roll you just for the reaction

haha would throwing a chair be a life ban?

[Scotty]

If you play tomorrow or Friday Steve, and we get into that situation ... I will slow roll you just for the reaction

haha would throwing a chair be a life ban?

Not if you do it with a smile on your face

[Bacon]

i agree - slow rolling is one of the most annoying things that someone can do

just as bad as those people that won't turn their cards over when its a showdown, and always wait for the other person to do it, even if they should be doing it first

If I'm dealer here, I say "He called you, now SHOW!"

[bennymacca]

If I'm dealer here, I say "He called you, now SHOW!"

i say that even if i am not dealer. but it doesn't stop people

[muzzington]

Five More Poker Etiquette Mistakes

By Sean Lind

One of the major limitations of making a Top 5 list is of course that you're only able to choose a total of five options.

Since there are clearly more than five etiquette breaches you can make (or will frequently find others making) in live poker, my previous Top 5 list had a few obvious omissions; thus, five more mistakes you should avoid below.

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5) Acting out of Turn.

I don't know if the world's getting worse, or if I'm just getting more cynical, but people seem to be growing less considerate of others every day. This mentality carried over into the poker room manifests itself in a variety of ways - one of which is acting out of turn.

Folding their hand out of turn makes no difference to some players, since no matter what happens they know they're going to fold. But it does affect the play of the hand for the rest of the table. Wait the 20 seconds before mucking your hand so everyone else can play their own game.

Purposely acting out of turn as a way to angle is also a jackass move. I have no problem with "white hat" angling - it's part of the game - but breaking rules to angle is crossing a line.

And to all those players who hold their hand out, an inch away from mucked, just waiting until it's on them to finish the movement: This is no better than just mucking out of turn. Don't start the action until it's your turn to do so.

Also: One thing many players do (and I used to do it too until someone educated me) is fold their hand prematurely after hearing the person to their right say "Raise."

Let me explain. Action is on the person to your right; they announce "Raise." Before an amount is vocalized or committed to the pot, you fold your hand.

People assume that since verbal is binding, what you do now doesn't affect the player to your right. But knowing you're folding may now change the amount they raise.

Again, you should always wait until the full action has been completed before making your own.

4) Talking About the Hand in Progress.

The same malfunction that makes people play out of turn also seems to let them feel free to talk about the hand while it's still in progress. They're not in the hand, so it doesn't affect them.

It is never OK to talk about the hand in play. You can't talk about the cards you had, the cards you think someone else has, the action you'd make or the pot size. You can't even talk about the cards on the board.

Some players don't understand it's forbidden to talk about the board cards. Even though everyone can clearly see the cards, not everyone is astute at reading them.

I've seen players completely miss flushes, or the nuts being on the board. They were about to fold until someone says "I guess you all chop the pot." D-oh!

3) Destroying Cards.

In a fit of rage, we've all done things we later regret. Online players have been known to break monitors, mice, windows, walls and laptops. Remember it's always -EV to throw your laptop into a pool.

When playing live, there are not nearly as many options for things to destroy. One of the few things within your grasp: your cards.

I've seen players tear cards apart, bend them on the table and snap them in half with their fist, crumple them into the palm of their hand, throw them off the table and even take a bite out of them.

I can understand your rage - even empathize with it. But it's still not OK to act like a two-year-old in public.

2) Assaulting the Dealer.

Ladies and gentleman, the dealer is doing his or her job to the best of his or her ability. Dealers are absolutely not responsible for any of the following:

* Being card-dead
* Losing a pot
* Getting bad beat

They deal the cards - they don't stack the decks. It is never OK to assault a dealer verbally or physically, throw your cards at them or give them the stink eye (or its cousin, the crook eye).

The shuffle machine is not biased. It does not have a personal agenda against you. It is not out to get you. It does not know what any of the cards are; all it does is shuffle them. You do not lose pots because of the shuffle machine.

And finally, when a dealer accidentally exposes a card when dealing, flipping over your ace, let it go. Cards are shuffled and therefore dealt at random. There is just as good a chance that the dealer will expose a two and replace it with an ace as expose an ace and replace it with a two.

Mistakes happen. If you can honestly say you've never made a mistake, then you can cast the first stone. Otherwise, stop complaining.

I would tell you to play online, but people who assume the casino Shufflemaster is rigged are the same ones prone to assume online poker is rigged.

1) Attacking Other Players.

I've put attacking other players ahead of attacking dealers, simply because I am another player and I don't like getting attacked.

When another player beats you fair and square, it's simply not acceptable to attack this person. But better players will often verbally assault less skilled opponents, usually with steam-fueled comments on how badly they play.

These comments are poor etiquette, as every player is permitted to play their own hand any way they like. It's also -EV, as explained in this article.

The next step in verbal assault is when a player completely loses their cool, starting with threats and profanity. Finally, the worst of all attacks against other players are physical ones.

In a pot won fairly and squarely, only once twice have I seen someone get attacked. Both times the losing player casually got up, walked over to the winner and cold-cocked them in the back of the head.

Security, and the winning player, frown upon this. Getting a bad beat is not license to dish out a beating of your own.

On the opposite side of the scale, but also poor etiquette, is helping another player.

1b) Helping Another Player.

I can't tell you how many times I've lost half, or all, of a pot to someone after they get help from a "helpful player" at the table. It always goes down like this:

There are four clubs and one heart on the board. I turn over top set, no club. My opponent is in the act of folding. Some jackass not in the hand speaks up: "You don't have any clubs at all?" The folding player says, "What?"

Jackass: "Show any club and you win." I lose the pot.

Thanks jackass; thanks for being so helpful. It is never your job to help another player. It is always up to the player to show their own hand. If a player's set to fold a winning hand, it is their option to do so.

The rule is simple: One player per hand.

When in doubt, remember this saying: "If you're not in the hand, stay out of the hand." It's not your job to let someone know when they're making a mistake, so just don't do it.

[Scotty]

Remember, it's always -EV to throw your laptop into a pool.

I think I just found my new signature.

[maccatak11]

haha just beat you to it and added it to mine. hilarious stuff