The Friday Fk'wit!

[Laura]

I think all Scot said was "Dance, Bacon" and you were off.

Ah, it was worth it, just to see Laura in tears.

I was almost on the floor! So, so very funny! That was a great night.

[Ondie J]

I nominate this courier that came in today as the Friday F***wit, because he was dumb. Straight up dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

Guy comes in and I kid you not, just stand there. I said, 'g'day mate' and he just stands there with a blank look on his face.

After a bit of a pause I add on, "err how can I help you?"
BIG pause.
"Here to pick something up."
Already I'm thinking 'Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight' but ask all the same if he knows what, where it's going or a contact name as I knew nothing about it AND make sure he's at the right place.
A mumble about something to do with 'they' telling him something or other and then "Just here to pick something up."
Now I paused. Really? How dense can you be! At this stage I just let him know that I don't know anything about a pick up and don't have anything for him.
He STANDS there for what seems like an hour without saying a word (ok probably 10-15 seconds), then mumbles something and saunters back to his vehicle where he sits for about 10 minutes before driving off.
I mean... WTF?!!?

Friday f***wit... That courier.

[bennymacca]

he wasn't casing the place was he?

[rcon]

he wasn't casing the place was he?

Very much sounds like it, doesn't it?

Saw that once when some kid walked into the Hackey Hotel - said he was there to fix the fridge (it had a broken glass front) - trouble is, he wasn't wearing a uniform, had no toolbox and didn't have any papers.

Manager just laughed at him

[Ondie J]

Nah. Well Doubtful. Courier runsheet with company logo. Logo on the ute. Some freight in there. HEy, if he was casing the joint good on him. He was doing a great job of convincing me he was an idiot courier!!

[Bacon]

I nominate the chef at the Office as Friday Fk'wit, for burning my half-sized schnitzel at lunch.

How hard is it to cook a schnitzel??

Even the waitress realised, cos they provided a steak knife to cut it!

[David]

I nominate the chef at the Office as Friday Fk'wit, for burning my half-sized schnitzel at lunch.

How hard is it to cook a schnitzel??

Even the waitress realised, cos they provided a steak knife to cut it!

Hardly go there anymore - SO slow. Might have changed now but still..

I usually go there during the summer to watch the cricket after 2ish and have one of the chicken foccacias, and a beer. Quite nice.

[Bacon]

I nominate the chef at the Office as Friday Fk'wit, for burning my half-sized schnitzel at lunch.

How hard is it to cook a schnitzel??

Even the waitress realised, cos they provided a steak knife to cut it!

Hardly go there anymore - SO slow. Might have changed now but still..

I usually go there during the summer to watch the cricket after 2ish and have one of the chicken foccacias, and a beer. Quite nice.

me & my mate are there EVERY week for the past 6 months (give or take the occasional) and we get there at 12.15 to avoid the rush, however today there wasn't many there, and they were still slow.

We have talked about finding another venue for Friday lunch for the past 2 months, but still haven't moved on.

[Ondie J]

None for me this friday... yet. Nice to hear another friday fkwit. Steak knife for a schnitty. lol.

[Bacon]

None for me this friday... yet. Nice to hear another friday fkwit. Steak knife for a schnitty. lol.

It had a decent bend on it too. Someone really had trouble eating their last steak with it.