Random Bullsh#t (Friday Thread)

[maccatak11]

Monkeys throw their poo.

[Bacon]

There's no such place as Timbuktu.

Steve Vizard once owned an Army Tank.

Victoria used to be called "New France"

[bennymacca]

i want a tank

[Brett Kay]

Wanted to get the Mig with pepsi labels.

[Nevah play JJ]

Turtles can breathe through their butts

[bennymacca]

Wanted to get the Mig with pepsi labels.

it was a harrier jump jet brett (do you think that pepsi would feature a russian plane in their ads?)

law suit was pretty funny however

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_v._Pepsico,_Inc.

[Scotty]

In the 1960s, Scientist Warren Thomas decided to inject an elephant named Tusko with 297 milligrams of LSD — about 3,000 times the typical human dose — to see what would happen. The idea was to determine whether the hallucinogenic drug could induce musth — the state of temporary madness in which male elephants become aggressive.

The result was a public relations disaster: Tusko died. The scientists claimed in their defence that they had not expected this to happen — two of them had taken plenty of acid themselves, they said.

[Scotty]

Martin Schein and Edgar Hale, of Pennsylvania State University, devoted themselves to studying the sexual behaviour of turkeys in the 1960s, and discovered that the birds are not choosy. Taking a model of a female turkey, they progressively removed body parts until the males lost interest.

Even when all that remained was a head on a stick, the male turkeys remained turned on.

[rcon]

facetious is the shortest word in english to feature all 5 vowels in order.

[rcon]

Even when all that remained was a head on a stick, the male turkeys remained turned on.

Sounds like some guys I know. You know who you are!