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Re: slum puckings

Postby Brett Kay » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:44 am

kentishgirl wrote:HHmmmm.....places to pick up chicks.....well pub definetly rates on top of my list but if your unlucky enough not to pick up in a pub, let me give you my top 11 suggestions other than pubs

1) cafe/coffee places
2) lounge bars
3) house parties
4) dance studios (90% women)
5) netball/basketball club
6) work functions
7) restaurants
8) social clubs
9) beach events
10) festivals (food and wine, vines etc)
11) poker

Hope this helps out all you single lads out there :P


You know nearly almost all of them have bad points.

1. Coffee, if it is bad at the place, god help you.
2. Lounge bars, got to get dressed up
3. Shite music.
4. Dancing
5. Hmmm....... could be labelled as gay if there are no mixed teams.
6. Never dip your pen in the companies ink well.
7. How do you pickup a girl at a restaurant?????
8. Once again labelled as gay because of some the artsy stuff.
9. Where is a good beach in WA??? Let alone SA??
10. Festivals - Nearest ones are Perth. 1600km away.
11. Poker - WA puritan capital of the world. No gambling except at casino. and certain outlets in Perth.

Plus all of these are no guarantee of success.

So which one did you get the best boyfriend out of? :-)
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Re: slum puckings

Postby kentishgirl » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:02 pm

Brett Kay wrote:
kentishgirl wrote:HHmmmm.....places to pick up chicks.....well pub definetly rates on top of my list but if your unlucky enough not to pick up in a pub, let me give you my top 11 suggestions other than pubs

1) cafe/coffee places
2) lounge bars
3) house parties
4) dance studios (90% women)
5) netball/basketball club
6) work functions
7) restaurants
8) social clubs
9) beach events
10) festivals (food and wine, vines etc)
11) poker

Hope this helps out all you single lads out there :P


You know nearly almost all of them have bad points.

1. Coffee, if it is bad at the place, god help you.
2. Lounge bars, got to get dressed up
3. carp music.
4. Dancing
5. Hmmm....... could be labelled as gay if there are no mixed teams.
6. Never dip your pen in the companies ink well.
7. How do you pickup a girl at a restaurant?????
8. Once again labelled as gay because of some the artsy stuff.
9. Where is a good beach in WA??? Let alone SA??
10. Festivals - Nearest ones are Perth. 1600km away.
11. Poker - WA puritan capital of the world. No gambling except at casino. and certain outlets in Perth.

Plus all of these are no guarantee of success.

So which one did you get the best boyfriend out of? :-)



Lol......you never guaranteed success of picking up at any of these places/events. That all depends on your charm and charisma which comes across from when you finally gets the balls to go up and talk to a girl! I was purely providing suggestions for those lads in adelaide who live in a city where the female population outweigh the males! Here are my responses to your comments:

1. Coffee, if it is bad at the place, god help you. If your going to pick up a chick your really not interested in how good the coffee is
2. Lounge bars, got to get dressed up. Girls love men that get dressed up, it shows that you can look after yourself.
3. carp music. im guessing this meant crap music? By house parties i meant private house parties and who really cares if the music is crap?
4. Dancing. You would not believe how many chicks would be keen on a man who knows how to dance.....
5. Hmmm....... could be labelled as gay if there are no mixed teams. Of course you would only play in mixed teams, it would be a bit creepy if you rocked up to an all girls netball team not knowing anyone there
6. Never dip your pen in the companies ink well. What about the friends and colleagues of people you meet at work functions?
7. How do you pickup a girl at a restaurant????? Start off by buying her a glass of champagne and order it to her table.......
8. Once again labelled as gay because of some the artsy stuff. Not all social clubs are artsy, how about a sporting club of some sort?
9. Where is a good beach in WA??? Let alone SA?? Im not going to even fathom this question with a response.
10. Festivals - Nearest ones are Perth. 1600km away. I dont know about WA but in SA we have a lot of festivals in SA on all the time which attract big numbers, very easy pick up joint if you ask me
11. Poker - WA puritan capital of the world. No gambling except at casino. and certain outlets in Perth. That really sucks, cant help you on this one

Did you have any other ideas in mind to help the single lads out since you dont like what I suggested? :P
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Re: slum puckings

Postby Brett Kay » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:18 pm

Screw the other lads. I am single and trying to make something out of a really crap situation.

30 men to every female. mining town, really no night life. Activities in order of most common are Work, Sleep, Drink, Sex.

So obviously i am in some serious trouble.
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Re: slum puckings

Postby BigPete33 » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:49 pm

Might have to start using both hands mate :P
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