during the whole time, she was just check calling EVERYTHING - i think she thought that she had to check if someone in front checked.
she would even say check out of turn when she was in the small blind, and fold out of turn when she was in the Big blind (did this numerous times)
she was a nice lady though, not pissed or anything, just hadn't played much, so it was all good.
im not joking though, she hit 3 full houses in the first 90 minutes, and numerous other 2 pair etc. she had 16K at the first break!!!!
blinds 50/100
JD raises to 300 in mid pos with [ad] [qh] and gets 3 callers
flop comes [qc] [5d] [3s]
JD bets 400, gets 2 callers, including the lady mentioned above
turn [as]
JD bets 600, get 2 callers again
river [kd]
JD shoves for about 1200, lady calls, declares "i have a full house" and rolls [10d] [jc]
JD looks at me like he is about to kill a penguin, but it was hilarious. we manage a wry smile to each other, because it wasn't her fault. but it was pretty funny all the same
well it was hilarious until i got smashed by her later in the day
i had built up a good stack to be on about 18K, which was chip leader by far at the time (i did this by betting 3K into an 1000 pot, and the lady was calling with mid pair etc), and she had called off about half her stack, mostly to JD and i who were overbetting EVERY pot we had a piece of and winning some good ones
blinds 400/800 i get dealt [5d] [6d] and flat call
flop
[10d] [4c] [7d]
checks all round about 4 players in the pot
turn [5c]
checks all round again - the players that i was in the pot with were calling regardless of what they had, so i was waiting to hit
river [8s]
dude opens for 4K of his 6K into about a 3K pot (lol WTF but standard on this table)
i have second nuts, so i shove, knowing that the lady behind is calling me with any pair
i just say all in, without putting my chips in the middle, because i easily had the other players covered.
at this point, the lady starts questioning why i hadn't put all my chips in the middle. i tell her thats because i got everyone covered. she says well shouldn't you still put your chips out?
i say are you calling? she says that she is, so i tell her that unless you can beat a straight, there is no use counting my chips out. TD knows how the other player has been playing, and agrees with a grin knowing that i got the second nuts, and that we dont really need to be counting them out.
i was probably a little smug when i told her this, but hopefully not rude at all.
any guesses as to what she rolled?
[6s] [9c]
oh............
whole room erupts, benny the cunt has egg on his face. not funny at the time, but i find it pretty hilarious now
