Run so bad on-line sometimes

[rcon]

Mathew, I limp UTG with 34o, KJs is premium for me. You of all people should know that. But I limp with everything on-line from early position at the beginning of a tourny. Just too many crazy players out there for me.

I know, I know, just winding you up

[AceLosesKing]

One outer. Heh.

[Todd Rivers]

Did you cash out recently Caleb?

[Caleb]

I just happened to get completely smashed by a hand that required a one-outer. That's what i was trying to say...

No wonder you're running so bad, Caleb! You're playing under a handicapped set of rules!

you're a funny man

......

Did you cash out recently Caleb?

I really should Mr Rivers, I really should...

Having such a big a bankroll just looks so pretty though....

*Opens cashier screen and stares, salivating... *

Sooooo pretty...

[Caleb]

Game #10923086369: $3 + $0.30 Tournament (82062547), Table 8 - 120/240 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 10:32:27 ET - 2009/03/02
Seat 1: rufuslynx (10,270)
Seat 2: the fighter19 (6,715)
Seat 3: EaglePride23 (15,760), is sitting out
Seat 4: kipper84 (1,445), is sitting out
Seat 5: drtymnd (14,048)
Seat 6: manwithaduck (18,773)
Seat 7: Abomb4484 (20,000)
Seat 8: Echo803 (24,575)
Seat 9: ecsite (25,425)
manwithaduck posts the small blind of 120
Abomb4484 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to manwithaduck [8d Ts Qh Kh]
Echo803 calls 240
ecsite folds
rufuslynx folds
the fighter19 calls 240
EaglePride23 folds
kipper84 folds
manwithaduck calls 120
Abomb4484 checks
*** FLOP *** [Ah Tc Th]
manwithaduck checks
Abomb4484 checks
Echo803 checks
the fighter19 bets 720
manwithaduck calls 720
Abomb4484 folds
Echo803 folds
*** TURN *** [Ah Tc Th] [2c]
manwithaduck checks
the fighter19 bets 2,400
manwithaduck has 15 seconds left to act
manwithaduck raises to 6,000
the fighter19 calls 3,355, and is all in
manwithaduck shows [8d Ts Qh Kh]
the fighter19 shows [3h 5d 5c 2h]
Uncalled bet of 245 returned to manwithaduck
*** RIVER *** [Ah Tc Th 2c] [5s]
manwithaduck shows three of a kind, Tens
the fighter19 shows a full house, Fives full of Tens
the fighter19 wins the pot (13,910) with a full house, Fives full of Tens
The blinds are now 150/300
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,910 | Rake 0
Board: [Ah Tc Th 2c 5s]
Seat 1: rufuslynx didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: the fighter19 showed [3h 5d 5c 2h] and won (13,910) with a full house, Fives full of Tens
Seat 3: EaglePride23 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: kipper84 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: drtymnd is sitting out
Seat 6: manwithaduck (small blind) showed [8d Ts Qh Kh] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 7: Abomb4484 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Echo803 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: ecsite didn't bet (folded)

[Garth Kay]

I just happened to get completely smashed by a hand that required a one-outer. That's what i was trying to say...

I'm looking at the HH and I am getting ten outs. So you're a four to one fav.

Welcome to the world of normal people, variance has caught up with you.

[Garth Kay]

I just happened to get completely smashed by a hand that required a one-outer. That's what i was trying to say...

I'm looking at the HH and I am getting ten outs. So you're a four to one fav.

Welcome to the world of normal people, variance has caught up with you.

Sorry Caleb, just scoped you. Take it all back, maybe variance has been knocking you around for some time online. Take it all back.

Maybe you only run good live. I know I do.

[Scotty]

Just looks to me like you're an average omaha player, Caleb.

[Caleb]

I just happened to get completely smashed by a hand that required a one-outer. That's what i was trying to say...

I'm looking at the HH and I am getting ten outs. So you're a four to one fav.

Welcome to the world of normal people, variance has caught up with you.

Sorry Caleb, just scoped you. Take it all back, maybe variance has been knocking you around for some time online. Take it all back.

Maybe you only run good live. I know I do.

All good. As you well know, I quite enjoy running as good as I do live. While I certainly don't expect to maintain that amount of positive variance, I now feel that it's just getting silly on-line. The more I play, the more I can feel the situations when they are about to occur. I know I'm not the only one. Looking at a hand pre-flop and just knowing this is hand you're going to lose all your money on, but the odds still tell you to play.

I don't mind getting draw out on (as much as anyone doesn't mind) it's just that ridiculous plays keep getting me. Obviously the first hand I posted is not an example of that, it's just the first one I remembered to post here.

That was more a case of:

"Ha Ha! I've got you smashed random Austrian player!!!"

to

"You've got to be f****** kidding me?! A one-outer to quads?! This is SOOOOOO going on the forum...."

Just looks to me like you're an average omaha player, Caleb.

It makes me sad when people just can't fathom how awesome I really am. I feel for you Scott, I really do.

[Des]

You feel Scott? Does your mum know about this?