Poker Hand/Card Nicknames

[David]

Found it interesting/amusing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_po ... _nicknames

I liked this one :

A4
"Transvestite"
When you see the first card and it is an Ace, then you squeeze out the second card....if it is a four, you see the "conehead" of the four at first and your heart leaps a bit with excitement (another Ace!!), then you examine more closely, and you are quite disappointed. Transvestite.

[ImAnAcehole9]

K4 - Shagging a queen
Q4 - Shagging a king
J4 - Shagging yourself

[AceLosesKing]

T3 - Monster.

[cherylhere]

thought this would be of interested to all the newbies out there and yes the oldies too as i am sure we don't know it all, let me know what ya think....

Individual Cards
Ace = Bullet; Rocket
King = Cowboy
Queen = Lady; Dame; Dyke
Jack = Knave; Hook; Fishhook
10 = Dime
9 = Niner
8 = Snowman; Fat Lady; Ocho
7 = Hockey Stick
6 = Boot
5 = Five spot
4 = Sailboat; Sharp Top; Four spot
3 = Trey; Crab
2 = Deuce; Duck

Holdem - Paired Starting Hands
AA Pocket Rockets; Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines
KK = Cowboys; King Kong; Gorillas; Kangaroos; Krispy Kreme
QQ = Ladies; Hookers; Siegfried & Roy
JJ = Fishhooks; Hooks; Jokers; Jay Birds
TT = Dimes; Tension
99 = Gretzky; Popeye's; Phil Hellmuth
88 = Snowmen; Fat Ladies; Dog Balls; Race Tracks
77 = Hockey Sticks; Sunset Strip; Mullets
66 = Route 66; Kicks; Cherries
55 = Presto; Speed Limit
44 = Magnum; Sail Boats
33 = Crabs; Treys
22 = Ducks; Pocket Swans; Dueces

[pete4306]

very nice

[Paul]

99 - Fevola DONT FORGET THAT ONE !!!!

[Origami]

99 - Fevola DONT FORGET THAT ONE !!!!

so is 23 = Andrew Mcleod ???? <edit thks AJG>

[krunchie]

if 23 was anybody it would be Micheal Jordan

[AJG]

so is 23 = Alan Mcleod ????

Dont u mean 'Andrew'

another one:

Super Turbo Structure == Crapshoot

[Paul]

WHO IS ALAN MCLEOD ????

99 actually represents Fevolas year of goal kicking just missing out on his ton !!!!