First, a bit of background. On our table is Tommo, Haylee, benny the cunt and myself. We're all playing like idiots, min raising, etc. I limped 27s, and called benny the cunt's jam. I yell "SNAP, ACES." He looks despondent and rolls AKo.
"Nah man, I've got hammer
"We roll it and benny the cunt wins. He thought it was pretty funny, and so did I. So then, Tommo snaps an all in and says the same thing. He doesn't have Aces. We laugh. The room is waiting for the first reserve to be seated (Zack) so we've been playing for a while. Finally, because of our less than stellar play, we KO a player, and Zack gets sat at our table.
Blinds 50/100. First hand since Zack sits down, a new player min raises UTG because he thinks its the right thing to do (it was his first game and he was copying us, I think). I look down at [Kh] [Ks] and jam for 3k. Zack snaps all in for 2k. Tommo, having us all covered, snaps. UTG player calls all in.
(as the pots are being worked out)
Me: "I hope I don't get cracked."
Zack: "I've got Aces aye."
Me: "You do not have Aces."
Zack: "I do."
Me: "No you don't Zack."
Zack promptly rolls [Ad] [Ah]. Oh shit. I roll my Kings, feeling down. Tommo rolls [7c] [2c], and the UTG player rolls [7h] [7s]. Someone remarks they folded a 7, so he is basically dead.
Tommo starts SCREAMING for clubs. "Come on, let me crack Aces and Kings with hammer one time!" I timidly call for a King, knowing my chances are slim. Zack is hoping to hold. The flop is dealt. It falls:
[9c] [5h] [4c]
Tommo claps his hands together and calls for one more club. By now, the entire room has heard us screaming. We've got a small crowd. The turn falls:
[Kc]
I LEAP out of my seat, half in happiness and despair when I realise that the Kc has given Tommo a flush. He is, of course, ecstatic. Zack is pretty angry because he realises he's dead. I'm standing up now, and I literally scream at the table "PAIR THE BOARD." The river falls:
[Kd]!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'm going off, the table is going off, the room is going off. It was... awesome.
Yeah yeah, RLA etc.
