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Nerdy Jokes

Postby bennymacca » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:03 pm

for the nerds out there (may just be me :P)

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Re: Nerdy Jokes

Postby AJG » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:02 pm

No, not just you, thats hilarious!
Escape velocity C :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby bennymacca » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:22 pm

AJG wrote:Escape velocity C :lol: :lol: :lol:


to prove your nerdom, what is he implying about yo mama?
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Re: Nerdy Jokes

Postby AJG » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:29 pm

That she is a black hole...
Did I pass?

Edit: which is also, I assume, why they have Steven Hawking 'saying' it...
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Re: Nerdy Jokes

Postby BigPete33 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:36 pm

Ross Noble does a brilliant impersonation of Stephen Hawking.

That's all anyone needs to know about stuff, really.
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Re: Nerdy Jokes

Postby bennymacca » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:45 pm

AJG wrote:That she is a black hole...
Did I pass?

Edit: which is also, I assume, why they have Steven Hawking 'saying' it...


pass.

although, it wasn't hawking that proved that the escape velocity is the speed of light, but actually that things DO get out of a black hole (hawking radiation)
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Re: Nerdy Jokes

Postby AJG » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:00 pm

Yeah, i just meant that as most* of his research has been on black holes... And he is widely associated with 'em. [Edit: not most but alot]

But as I understand Hawking Radiation, it isnt actually coming from inside the black hole, but is the result of particle/anti-particle pairs created just near the event horizon, and one particle is drawn in by the gravity and one escapes, but its been a long time since I thought of any of this so I could be wrong? Or I could be thinking of a different phenomena entirely...
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Re: Nerdy Jokes

Postby AJG » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:13 pm

Seems we the only two physics nerds here benny the cunt?
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Postby bennymacca » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:16 pm

essentially, but its a whole lot complicated than that, as far as i know. unfortunately i didn't do honours physics so i dont know much more about it.
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Re: Nerdy Jokes

Postby maccatak11 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:16 pm

AJG wrote:Seems we the only two physics nerds here benny the cunt?


Maybe they will get married. Probaby having a secret affair. It would be so.............forbidden. :o :lol:
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