Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
http://www.familyguyquotes.com/characte ... uotes.html
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Will dance for your chips!
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And I know I just posted a link but after reading this one and remembering it, this one cracked me up and caused much discomfort.
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
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“Glen Quagmire:"Hey Sweetie, how old are you?"
Gir:"16."
Glen Quagmire:"18? You're first!!
Girl:"Mom!!!!!!!"
Glen Quagmire:"I like where this is going. Giggity-Giggity-Giggity
Gir:"16."
Glen Quagmire:"18? You're first!!
Girl:"Mom!!!!!!!"
Glen Quagmire:"I like where this is going. Giggity-Giggity-Giggity
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Favourite line was Stewie at the kitchen table.
"Well this is bout as boring as when I played Marco Polo with Helen Keller"
<switch to Stewie swimming around a pool eyes closed saying MARCO..... MARCO ... whilst a girl who is obviously HK stands there oblivious to the whole thing>
"Well this is bout as boring as when I played Marco Polo with Helen Keller"
<switch to Stewie swimming around a pool eyes closed saying MARCO..... MARCO ... whilst a girl who is obviously HK stands there oblivious to the whole thing>
Hi, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify me.
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Brett Kay wrote:
Quagmire: I got one question for ya, what the hell are you still doing in my bed?
Prob looking for your brother
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BigPete33 wrote:If anyone votes for Meg I'll have words with them lol
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SOme one will though, lol
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southern_lizi wrote:BigPete33 wrote:If anyone votes for Meg I'll have words with them lol
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SOme one will though, lol
and so far there's not one but TWO cheeky monkeys
Pardon me, but I think you'll find that's a shovel. See you next Tuesday!
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Meg has her moments.
Is anyone picking up Blue Harvest?
Is anyone picking up Blue Harvest?
Scott wrote:Seriously, how hard is it to get his name right.
Aaron Coleman.
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already got it great 
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