Poker is.......
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trishan
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I honestly didn't see any opportunities for mum jokes.
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AceLosesKing
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trishan wrote:I honestly didn't see any opportunities for mum jokes.
Omg, this one right here is RIPE. Who says you need an opportunity?
"So I heading into gawler the other day..."
"YOUR MOTHER loves when I head into her love cave! YEAH!"
"What time do you wanna see the movie?"
"What time do you want to see the photos I took of me making YOUR MOTHER my personal sex slave?"
"Hey man, whats up?"
"My dick, whenever YOUR MUM is around"
"Hi Aaron"
"YOUR MOTHER"
Scott wrote:Seriously, how hard is it to get his name right.
Aaron Coleman.
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Scotty
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trishan
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Conspiracy Theorist
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trishan wrote:I was with your mum last night. Good old Mrs. Poker Theorist - shes like the wind cos she blows and blows and then blows some more.
Meh. I woulda gone with Big Bad Wolf.
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TheRedLadies
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Poker is... my love-hate relationship!
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Swanky
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Damn Trishan, I think we need to get you back to Adelaide for a boys weekend.
You need poker, turps and mum jokes!
There is never not an opportunity for a mum joke. and the more you work them in the better you get at it, like your mum.
See??? easy!
You need poker, turps and mum jokes!
There is never not an opportunity for a mum joke. and the more you work them in the better you get at it, like your mum.
See??? easy!
Team Mistress Poker - Vic Champions!
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Sinitster
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Poker is... my daily entertainment (whilst i am off work) 
When choosing between the 2 evils , I like to choose the 1 i haven't tried yet !
Chips are like burley , ya need to spread a little around to attract the fishies ...
Chips are like burley , ya need to spread a little around to attract the fishies ...
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benschke
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... setting me up for divorce......
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RedheadsRock
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.... a roller coaster.
The highs, the lows
The twists, the turns
And once the ride is over, all you want to do is do it again.
Poker is... the roller coaster of life!!
The highs, the lows
The twists, the turns
And once the ride is over, all you want to do is do it again.
Poker is... the roller coaster of life!!
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila!
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