Urban Dictionary your name!
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bennymacca
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lol did you write all three of those dakota?
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David
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Haha, I did mine and saw this ad on there
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1. ABSOLUTELY hilarious, a wonderful friend who can cheer you right up even though your about to abort your wives children by using a bat to her stomach, a Lisa will save the children from the abortion from a doom bat, shes a lovely woman.
2. Your alter ego...if you are drunk and you do something stupid, it was never actually you....it was Lisa.
3. Someone who is very bossy or loud. Usually have large amounts of pubic hair and perspiration problems.
4. A morbidly obese woman with a giant v@gina that will eat your arm, pen!s or head. A Lisa also has violent mood swings eats alot and does not excersize.
2. Your alter ego...if you are drunk and you do something stupid, it was never actually you....it was Lisa.
3. Someone who is very bossy or loud. Usually have large amounts of pubic hair and perspiration problems.
4. A morbidly obese woman with a giant v@gina that will eat your arm, pen!s or head. A Lisa also has violent mood swings eats alot and does not excersize.
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David
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.
One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA F*CKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."
A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.
Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"
Tony Danza
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you d0nkeypunch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.
One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA F*CKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."
A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.
Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"
Tony Danza
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you d0nkeypunch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.
Hi, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify me.
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Macca
A person possessing extremely large sex appeal in spite of being a care bear. Possibly the most gorgeous and sexy and cute thing ever invented, better than The Beatles and Darius put together. Also has good taste in music and smells nice.
"I want Macca to eat my last rolo because he's sooo very sexiful"
All of the matthew ones were jesus'y
A person possessing extremely large sex appeal in spite of being a care bear. Possibly the most gorgeous and sexy and cute thing ever invented, better than The Beatles and Darius put together. Also has good taste in music and smells nice.
"I want Macca to eat my last rolo because he's sooo very sexiful"
All of the matthew ones were jesus'y
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You want me to eat your last rolo because I'm sooo very sexiful
That's a t-shirt for you.
That's a t-shirt for you.
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buy marc mugs, tshirts and magnetsMarc can be used to describe a person extremely talented at maths. A maths geek!
A person who takes great interest in magic, and is amazing at it is a marc.
A person who plays guitar very well is a marc.
Marc is someone with sexy hair.
A person with a very large penis who can fuck wildly. These Marc's can be found in England
Bre: OMG I fucked a marc last night
Tash: Realy?
Bre: It was amazing
Often described as a sex god, a man able to pleasre women for hours on every orfice of their bodies
i had great sex last night,he was a marc in the sack.
A person who takes great interest in magic, and is amazing at it is a marc.
A person who plays guitar very well is a marc.
Marc is someone with sexy hair.
A person with a very large penis who can fuck wildly. These Marc's can be found in England
Bre: OMG I fucked a marc last night
Tash: Realy?
Bre: It was amazing
Often described as a sex god, a man able to pleasre women for hours on every orfice of their bodies
i had great sex last night,he was a marc in the sack.
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As Above
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FO REAL!??!!
1.) garth a crazy alcohlic german that loves bier more than he loves his mom. loves to party and fuck hoes. also a member of the 3Gs a top secret society.
2.) 1. A wide space \ Garden
2. Someone who is fit \ sexy.
3. A good friend.
3.) A human, usually a male. Tends to be a dryg abuser and blames his problems on others. Has self pitty and thinks his life is worse then anyone elses. A cheater, liar, and all around unpleasent person. Usually associate with the name Kline. Pretty much a fucking D-bag! A major peice of ass.
Hey there's Garth, Wanna get high?
Shit son there's Garth, I fucking hate him.
Ew that ugly fucking ass hole is Garth.
4.) young but talented geek that never leaves his computer unless draged!
LMAO! SOme of the above is true!!! Sppppoooooookkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyy!
1.) garth a crazy alcohlic german that loves bier more than he loves his mom. loves to party and fuck hoes. also a member of the 3Gs a top secret society.
2.) 1. A wide space \ Garden
2. Someone who is fit \ sexy.
3. A good friend.
3.) A human, usually a male. Tends to be a dryg abuser and blames his problems on others. Has self pitty and thinks his life is worse then anyone elses. A cheater, liar, and all around unpleasent person. Usually associate with the name Kline. Pretty much a fucking D-bag! A major peice of ass.
Hey there's Garth, Wanna get high?
Shit son there's Garth, I fucking hate him.
Ew that ugly fucking ass hole is Garth.
4.) young but talented geek that never leaves his computer unless draged!
LMAO! SOme of the above is true!!! Sppppoooooookkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyy!
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You have no idea how funny I find it that yours is the only one so far that mentions mums.
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