Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

[southern_lizi]

wat else you got

[bennymacca]

ha i was away for two days, and this happened

well all i can say is you are definitely doing your bit for the environment bob - if everyone recycled jokes like you do, the world would be a better place.

[Bob B]

ha i was away for two days, and this happened

well all i can say is you are definitely doing your bit for the environment bob - if everyone recycled jokes like you do, the world would be a better place.

Wow!!! We have a resident expert on recycled jokes now. I'm really not certain if you are taking the piss out on me or not benny the cunt. But it was actually a picture not a joke.

I don't recall knowing or meeting you in person or if I have said something to you that has offended you in the past.

However, I'm always open to constructive comments and replies and I even enjoy the odd back and forth joking with fellow Punters. But you have me wondering what your motives are and whether your serious or not!!!

I'm sure you'll respond with some smart arse remark and I'll probably reply to it with a similar smart arse remark and we achieve absolutely nothing.

So, unless I'm reading your comments incorrectly, my suggestion would be to let you have your reply and I'll leave it at that.

I prefer to build bridges not fences and therefore I assume your comments were of a humourous nature.

Take care M8 and maybe we'll meet on the felt one day.

[bennymacca]

bob - all in good fun mate, dont read too much into it.

just having a go back because you came back at me - keeping the country vs city rivalry alive.

definitely no malice intended. i hope to meet you at the state finals, but that means i have to qualify first, and thats the hard bit.

i was prompted with "what else you got", and unfortunately thats all i came up with. i think i need todd to do some standup for me. LOL

[Scotty]

I'm really not certain if you are taking the piss out on me or not benny the cunt.

WTF?? Who's pissing on who??

[Scotty]

No-one is having a go at you, Bob.

Looking good for your state finals seat through the Parafield Flying club too. Good luck mate

[David]

Price of Lamb has gone up in New Zealand
To $125 per hour......

[Bob B]

I'm cool with that benny the cunt & Scott. It's not the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog that's still in me from my younger days, LOL.

When we meet, if we meet, I'm sure it will be fun nite. Actually I'm gonna see if I can get a car load or two of my lot to visit you guys.

Maybe we could have a bounty on each of us or something like that! Need a good meals venue tho as I'm in training ........ LOL.

I would really like to play against some of you guys who post here from your area against some of us NE boys and gals.

Need some rules tho okay, see you soon maybe.

I usually play on a Monday, Wednesday and Thursday. I dropped Sunday at Roulettes but might take it up in the new season.

[Bob B]

Dam......... I just realised that if I get a group together we'd have to continue playing there for the complete season.


Because we'd probably take all the top 15 placings LOL

[BigPete33]

Back on topic....





A married woman was invited out for a night with the "girls."
She told her husband that she would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she heads for home.

Just as she gets in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway starts up and cuckoos 3 times.

Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times.

She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning her husband asks her what time she got in, and she tells him "MIDNIGHT".... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

"Whew, I got away with that one!", she thinks. Then her husband says "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When she asks him why, he says, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.