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I have a joke.

Postby AceLosesKing » Thu May 27, 2010 2:55 pm

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Postby David » Thu May 27, 2010 3:03 pm

You idiot

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Re: I have a joke.

Postby Swanky » Thu May 27, 2010 3:03 pm

That is ssoooooooooooooo stupid..............











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Re: I have a joke.

Postby trishan » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:56 am

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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Postby JMACK007 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:19 am

trishan wrote:Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Yeah, pity there's nothing left of him.....
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Postby Hagar76 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:34 pm

I can't resist i have so many crappy jokes.
What red and invisible?
Whats brown and sticky?
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
You math heads will love this one
If it takes 1 man 1 hour to dig a hole. How long will it take 2 men to dig half a hole???

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Postby bennymacca » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:27 pm

Hagar76 wrote:If it takes 1 man 1 hour to dig a hole. How long will it take 2 men to dig half a hole???


15 minutes
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Postby JMACK007 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:29 pm

bennymacca wrote:
Hagar76 wrote:If it takes 1 man 1 hour to dig a hole. How long will it take 2 men to dig half a hole???


15 minutes

lol

There is no such thing as half a hole....!!
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Re: I have a joke.

Postby bennymacca » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:32 pm

i know, but that is retarded.
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Re: I have a joke.

Postby 666HARPS666 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:48 pm

JMACK007 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:
Hagar76 wrote:If it takes 1 man 1 hour to dig a hole. How long will it take 2 men to dig half a hole???


15 minutes

lol

There is no such thing as half a hole....!!


But what if said hole half caved in :shock:
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